Aaj ke zamaane ka sabse bada reality show na Bigg Boss hai na Indian Idol. Ye show har office ke andar roz chalta hai – aur iska naam hai Corporate Life.

🎭 Pretend to be Family, Stab from the Back

Corporate world me sab ek dusre ko “family” kehte hain. “We’re not colleagues, we’re family!” – haan bas ek aisi family jisme sabko ek dusre ki kursi kheenchni hoti hai. Compliments kam, competition zyada. Appreciation? Rare species.

🕶 The Politics Olympics

Sach bolo to jitni politics offices me hoti hai, utni shayad neta log bhi na karte ho. Har ek email ek hidden agenda hota hai, har ek meeting ek silent battlefield. Kisi ki progress dusre ki aankhon me mirchi ban jati hai – “Arre ye aage kaise nikal gaya?”

🎪 Fakeness at Its Best

Smiles, praises, handshakes – sab ek scripted drama.
“Great job!” bolne ke baad wahin banda dusre room me jaake kehta hai – “Bas luck tha, actual me kuch kiya hi nahi.”
Corporate dictionary me honesty ek extinct word hai.

🛡 The Art of Saving Your Own Ass

Corporate me sabse important skill Excel ya PowerPoint nahi… Apna bachaana hai. Agar kuch gadbad ho gayi to blame pass karna ek Olympic sport ki tarah hota hai. Jo iss art me master ho gaya, samajh lo uska career set hai.

⏳ The Survivors

Aur phir woh log hote hain jo is jungle me 1–2 saal se zyada tik jaate hain. Honestly, unke liye claps banti hai 👏. Kyunki itni toxicity, drama aur fake smiles ke beech survive karna ekdum next-level patience ka kaam hai.

🎤 Final Word

So yes, corporate sh*t is real.
It’s fakeness wrapped in professionalism, lies decorated with presentations, and politics disguised as teamwork. Aur fir bhi, log har din is game me aa jaate hain – kuch majboori me, kuch ambition me.

Moral of the story?

“Office ho ya boardroom, drama ka hai boom.
Family ke naam pe, politics ka zoom.
Jo tik gaya yahan, uska hi hai room.”