Aunties – Ek Aisi Tribe Jo Har Jagah Hoti Hai!
Chahe hum India mein ho ya desh ke kisi kone mein — Aunties are everywhere! Har shetra, har gali, har building aur har kitty party mein aapko ek se badhkar ek unique aunty mil jaayegi.
Kisi ko hum “Chalak Aunty” bolte hain, koi hoti hain “Chugalkhor Aunty”, aur fir aati hain wo judgment wali Aunties — jo har bold, independent ladki ke outfit aur lifestyle pe apna opinion zarur deti hain.
Types of Aunties You’ll Always Find 👇
- 👩🦰 Chugalkhor Aunty – Jinke bina colony ke gossip incomplete hoti hai.
Unka daily routine – sabji lene jaana, kisi ke ghar ki khidki se jhaankna, aur WhatsApp group mein “breaking news” dena. - 💄 Fashionable Aunty – Ye wo hoti hain jo har party mein matching clutch aur high heels ke sath entry karti hain. Unke tips – “beta ye lipstick shade mat lagao, dark lagta hai.”
- 🧠 Judgemental Aunty – Ye sabse famous category hai!
Koi ladki jeans pehne? “Kya zamana aa gaya hai!”
Koi ladka late nikla? “Kya bigad gaya hai youth aajkal!” - 🍅 Sabji Mandi Aunty – Ye flirting aur bargain dono ek sath karti hain! “Bhaiya tamatar saste lagao, aur ek smile free mein de do.” 😂
- ❤️ Good-Hearted Aunty – Ye rare species hain. Ye wo hoti hain jo sab ladkiyon mein apni beti dekhti hain, help karti hain aur bina judge kiye advice deti hain.
Reality Check 💭
Sach bolu, Aunties irritate karti hain — har us bande ko jo apni life mein busy hai. Lekin inke bina India ka social life adhoora lagta hai.
Ye hi to hain jo har gali, park aur kitty party mein “spice” daalti hain.
Pehle ye ladkiyan hoti hain, fir mummy banti hain, aur jaise hi unke bachche busy ho jaate hain — ye dusron ki life mein busy ho jaati hain 😅
Message to All Aunties 🙏
Dear Aunties, thoda kam judge karo, thoda zyada smile karo — duniya aur beautiful lagne lagegi.
Aur haan, mind your business more, gossip less!
